The couple is sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St . Peter to finish ... Joke by Titch170601, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged ......

Aug 9, 2006 ... Hi, I'm a Singaporean that have been collection funny jokes since I'm .... "Oh, that," St . Peter said, "Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan. ......

Three men die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates on Xmas eve. "In honour of this holy season," St ... To: Paul M. Wilson Msg #175, 26-Nov-97 10:54:26 ......

Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's email to ... St . Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. ......

She’s chatting it up with St . Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she ... Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. ......

So his soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by St . Peter at the Pearly Gates. ... comes up to Martin with a frosty drink, "Have a Margarita and relax, Paul ! ......

St Peter says ' how did things go for you back on earth?' David says, 'not too bad. I left a wife, 3 kids, .... Q - What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul ? ......

Help us build our joke and story bank. E-mail us at: humor@emmitsburg.net .... Pope John Paul II gets to heaven. St . Peter says, "Frankly, you're lucky to ......

St Peter said that was okay with him. After looking around the mouse approached St . ..... St . Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, ......

Horsey Jokes Cowboy Jokes .... One day in heaven, Saint Peter , Saint Paul and Saint John were standing around near the horse paddocks watching the horses ......

The capitol, completed in 1904 and designed by Cass Gilbert, was modeled after St . Peter's in Rome. Near the capitol are the Cathedral of St . Paul ; ......

Wisdom, - Holy Spirit. Wolves, - St . Peter . Women In Labor, - St . Anne. Workers, - St . Joseph. Writers, - St . Francis de Sales. Writers, - St . Paul ......

Joke 1: Pearly Gates. A sailor, an airman and a marine all three died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ......

Horse Show Joke . One day in heaven, Saint Peter , Saint Paul and Saint John were standing around near the horse paddocks, watching the horses frolic. ......